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This is pretty funny...


THE YEAR 2029:

Ozone created by electric cars is now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia; formerly known as California.

White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East, Irafsyle (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria
and Lebanon).

Iranian territory still closed off: Physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a very fast shutter
speed: They can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court*rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.