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Why Does a clean house indicate that there is
a broken computer in it?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard
sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road
the stuff is placed?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble
bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on
sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with the hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message
'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think
people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen
times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down,
pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
their vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open
from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light
fixtures?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer,
if you kept drying your clothes would they
eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams
our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes
for doing so, why do we say, 'Its all right." It
isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you always
manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summerwhen we complained about the
heat?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
post #2 of 3
"In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we complained about the
heat? "


Good one. I will have to ask my wife that one. ... Then again, maybe I shouldn't.
post #3 of 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonni
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on
sale?


Pssst. Don't tell anyone.


There's a rug store going out of business.
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