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post #61 of 126
Yes, yes, I'm with you, BC! That "turning using your feet" stuff is so last year. When did your friend's brother get back from Copper Mountain? I'd love to hear more about this year's techniques. Please!

Bob
post #62 of 126
Thread Starter 
I Ski With Winning Ski Racers,not Lame Ass Psia Wanna Be Skiers.thats That!all the Racers/top Skiiers Ive ever Met In 28+ Years Of Skiing(you Skiied That Long?) Laugh At Psia Unless They Are Starving And Need A Meal.im Sorry But Those Are The Facts Mam....
post #63 of 126
Books...aren't those the things you park on to level out your trailer, so the beer stays cold, and your sister doesn't roll out of the bed?
post #64 of 126
Don't feed the Troll!
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post #65 of 126
Hey--that's Rusty's font. Give it back!
post #66 of 126
I know who he is !!!!


I really do... I know who he is !!!!


post #67 of 126
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Originally Posted by big_cheese
didnt tammy fae and oral roberts write books too?i think castro wrote one too,and if im not mistaken i think mebe khaddafi has written a couple of books too.hmmmm,so your point about a/the retard writing a book about something he really doesnt understand is...?

Dude, I might not be able to comment on what the best ski instruction techniques are but just a suggestion on presentation. Try not to insult the crowd you are presenting to. Whatever point you were trying to make about ski technique is now completely lost under the insults.
post #68 of 126
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Originally Posted by big_cheese
28+ Years Of Skiing(you Skiied That Long?)
I must feed one more time.....

YES, I started skiing in 1965...hmmm...Isn't that like...39 years?
post #69 of 126
teachskiljp; WTF once in a while we have to liven things up. SCSA isn't around yah know and Gonz keeps fallin of his bike and bumpin ez head.
post #70 of 126
Eh guy, I can't stand this anymore, it's bed time but I can't tear myself away from this thread, it's just too much fun. In January when Sugar gets freezing temps and it ices up we just have to visit BC and have him demonstrate that uphill shoulder rotation he talked about, that takes me back sixty years when we had to use that stuff to get those mothers to turn...

...Ott
post #71 of 126
Thread Starter 
ok morons,this is for you idiots
#1 feet go in boots
#2 boots steer skiis
#3 head is attached to body/body is attached to legs/legs are attached to feet/ feet are in boots/boots are attached to bindings/bindings are attached to skis.

ok?you dont ski with your feet,you use your shin/boot interface .jesus you wrote a book on skiing.my god no wonder nobody knows how to really ski....give pple a break and go find some other thing to be an idiot wanna be know it all about.
post #72 of 126
Thread Starter 
heh,yeah my work is done here....hf

ROFL ROFL ROFL!! TY TY TY!

*BOWS*
post #73 of 126
...Don't go, Pleeeze...I'll stay up a while longer....Ott
post #74 of 126
Thread Starter 
teachskiljp,by your nikname i can tell you arent a top skiier.just know your role ok?
you dont need to tell me anything,im the guy that blows by you like youre standing still on the days where you say"oh i cant see cause its flat light" or "im going in,its too icy today"

Ownt!
post #75 of 126
Bob, our new cheezy member takes hints from some kids that took some race clinics at Copper. You don't know anybody coaching those clinics do you?

P-man. tell us please, who is it?

It's been real folks but I gotta git ta bed. See yunz at Sugar!
post #76 of 126
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Originally Posted by big_cheese
ok morons,this is for you idiots
#3 head is attached to body/body is attached to legs/legs are attached to feet/ feet are in boots/boots are attached to bindings/bindings are attached to skis.
Thats fine, but what if your legs don't attach to your body? Mine attach to my hips.
post #77 of 126
Well done, BC. The fastest 3-page thread in EpicSki history. Don't let your tails pop you in the A** on the way out!
post #78 of 126
Quote:
Originally Posted by big_cheese
teachskiljp,by your nikname i can tell you arent a top skiier.just know your role ok?
you dont need to tell me anything,im the guy that blows by you like youre standing still on the days where you say"oh i cant see cause its flat light" or "im going in,its too icy today"

Ownt!
Actually, If you knew me you would know that my name has nothing to do with teaching skiing. I am not PSIA certified. My name is "TEACH" for what I do as a profession. I am a special needs teacher. "SKI" is for my passion. I love to ski.
post #79 of 126
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Originally Posted by big_cheese
nice to see no one here has any plans to attend here and show me your (evidently) awesome "skills".yes,its hard to hear that most everything youve learned(and probably spent your kids college money on,thatd be the money you stole from your employess retirement fund,so you could live in tahoe and continue to idylically believe you are actually a useful part of society....)but,plz dont shoot the messenger,just show the fk up so i can show you how much you DONT know about skiiing.in the flesh?any takers,or just big internet chatter?i can give you sign up times and dates,just let me know id be most happy to set your times up tomorrow.????im waiting....8 D

whos your daddy?
If Walmart has any more camo fartbags I'll pick one up and be there.

and on the topic of fathers........hope someday you run into yours
post #80 of 126
Big Cheese is wrong. I clipped this from the Sugar Mountain site.
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The fully certified PSAI and AASI ski and snowboard schools offer programs for all ages and abilities.
These guyz are total pros.
post #81 of 126
Quote:
Originally Posted by big_cheese
ok morons,this is for you idiots
#1 feet go in boots
#2 boots steer skiis
#3 head is attached to body/body is attached to legs/legs are attached to feet/ feet are in boots/boots are attached to bindings/bindings are attached to skis.

ok?you dont ski with your feet,you use your shin/boot interface .jesus you wrote a book on skiing.my god no wonder nobody knows how to really ski....give pple a break and go find some other thing to be an idiot wanna be know it all about.
this may well be an illigit bastard child sired in Dew Mount. He's the poster child for planned parenthood. We may have to change the town name to ...oh my gawd please DON'TMOUNT anything alive or breathing.
post #82 of 126
Yes, they've got to cut back on issuing those licenses to breed. But...

"head is attached to body/body is attached to legs/legs are attached to feet/ feet are in boots/boots are attached to bindings/bindings are attached to skis"

...he's an anatomical genius!
post #83 of 126
>>>>psia instrutors will look like total shit.I KNOW I WAS A PSIA INSTRUCTOR<<<

When I read this sentence I just knew that this man was bitter about most likely failing to cut it in certification, I've seen that lots of times before.

How sad.

....Ott
post #84 of 126
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Originally Posted by Bob Barnes/Colorado
Well done, BC. The fastest 3-page thread in EpicSki history. Don't let your tails pop you in the A** on the way out!
I thinks he's second SCSA had a few threads that went faster if I recall correctly
post #85 of 126
No way, Pierre. This guy's at least 97% faster than SCSA!

post #86 of 126
Thread Starter 
my proposal was :

psia=uptight

i think ive probably over proved my point to the non psia pple out there.hehe...
post #87 of 126
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Originally Posted by Bob Barnes/Colorado
Yes, they've got to cut back on issuing those licenses to breed. But...

"head is attached to body/body is attached to legs/legs are attached to feet/ feet are in boots/boots are attached to bindings/bindings are attached to skis"

...he's an anatomical genius!
No, No, No...don't stop them from breeding, that's job security for me. Remember, I am a Special Education teacher.
post #88 of 126
Don't be so sure big cheese!
post #89 of 126
Yes, you've certainly proven your point! Who was arguing with you?
post #90 of 126
Thread Starter 
oh wait i forgot...LOSERS too! well i think that "attribute"?(rofl) was fairly evident to the peanut gallery as well...
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