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Girls Night Out

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I
promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock
in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was
really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
(even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all.

Whew! Got away with that One!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said:"Well, last* night our clock cuckooed three times, then said; 'Oh shit', cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted!"
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Very cute
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