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Drive thru ATM protocol

post #1 of 7
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1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Put down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Put window up
7 Drive off

1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Set parking Brake, put the window down
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
5 Turn the radio down
6 Attempt to insert card into machine
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of checkbook
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forward 2 feet
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
into the slot provided
24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers
queuing behind
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
27 Release Parking Break
post #2 of 7
Marty, you nailed it!
post #3 of 7
I once dated someone who had me drive up to the ATM for her. Then she'd hand me the card. First time it happened I was surprised, and asked her, "you're going to tell my your PIN?" She charmingly answered, "don't worrry, you're never getting your hands on my card anyplace else."

I should have expected this. When I asked for her number, the night I met her at a bar in Jersey, she handed me a deposit slip from her checkbook!

Trying to remember why I thought dating her was a good idea...
post #4 of 7
Hey! I resemble that description!
post #5 of 7
Got to know a nice lady in Virginia Beach. When asked by a guy at a bar for a phone number she always gave them one. Either dial a prayer or the local police department. Smart Lady.
post #6 of 7
Originally Posted by Lisamarie
Hey! I resemble that description!
GONG! Wrong answer. No eras tu, chiquita!:

(qué lastima que no recuerdo mi español bien)
post #7 of 7
I was talking about the woman in the joke, darling!
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