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Lifesavers!

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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:
"Red...... cherry"
"Yellow......lemon"
"Green.....lime"
"Orange......orange"

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored Lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify
the flavor.

"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and said "Oh my God!
they're *******s!!!"
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