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"How to call the Police"

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George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
see from the bedroom window.* George opened the back door to go turn off the
light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police and told them that there were burglars in his shed.
The officer asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said no.* The
officer replied that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available.* George said, "Okay," hung
up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.* "Hello I just called you a
few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.* Well, you don't have
to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."* Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.* Of course, the police
caught the burglars red-handed.* One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
you said that you'd shot them!"* George said, "I thought you said there
was nobody available!"

*(True Story) I LOVE IT...
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Well, it's true in a certain sense of the word...

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