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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? Documentaries.>

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> Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been invented

> anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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> An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to

> the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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> Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come'on

> this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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> The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert near took

> out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too.

> Both books, poof! up in flames , and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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> A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . . . When a couple gets

> divorced they are STILL cousins.

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> At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what

> gear he was in at the moment of impact.

> He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"

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> Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told

> "17 and under are not admitted".
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> An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant

> and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"

> "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man

> shouted, "This is her husband!"

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Ain't one of our'n Presidents from Arkansas?
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Originally Posted by Bonni
Ain't one of our'n Presidents from Arkansas?
Yeah, and its sort of scary how much brighter he is than the current president.
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