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A Marine on his way home from the Pentagon was stuck in traffic which he thought was worse than usual. Noticing a Trooper walking among the stalled cars, he asked,

"Officer, what's the holdup?"

The Trooper says: "The president is so depressed about his irresponsible decisions that he stopped his motorcade, and he is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says the world hates him, and he doesn't have the $33.5 billion he promised the Iraqis. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh, really?" the Marine says."How much have you collected so far?"

The Trooper replied, "So far only 33 gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning