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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pitbull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, where about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this." "Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's" She replied.

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."