SnowDAWG says:In tennis they play fewer sets and in golf they tee off closer to the hole.
Well, on mountains we launch off the same cliffs, rip down the same lines, and we don't even wear skirts while we're doing it, though we could if we wanted to!
Of course, we don't wear skirts because that would distract you...you'd miss the real action hoping you might be able to "see something."
Oh, and some trivia: Did you know that field hockey is actually a MAN'S sport? But here in the U.S., the guys were too wimpy to play it so the girls took over for them.
In high school, I played lacrosse, back when we used wooden sticks and wore NO PROTECTION. There was an "invisible" field around our heads that we weren't supposed to swing into. Yah, sure. I can't tell you how many "oopses" there were. And last I checked, the guys always wore protection. Which hurts more: being hit on the head with a wooden stick or with a plastic one?
: Big babies...
I hope this young lady hits the baseball so hard, it breaks YOUR window.
I'm sure you'll be lenient on her, though, since she's "just a poor little thing."
Crikies, thanks for a good laugh, I needed one today!