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post #1 of 8
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One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem with your girlfriend"

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
post #2 of 8
Ahhhhh, but how long can the fun last? And what woodette will want a woody with no woody? Poor little Pinnochio
post #3 of 8
Thread Starter 
Wood is a renewable resource.
post #4 of 8
As long as you don't Clear Cut.
post #5 of 8
Thread Starter 
Clear cut! Loraina Bobbit? Ouch! : Hide the chainsaw SkierJ
post #6 of 8

Snappy answer... (stolen from snowHeads)

A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses

A smart-back bottom bloke in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their

When silence is restored, the lecturer smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
post #7 of 8
Originally Posted by BillA
Clear cut! Loraina Bobbit? Ouch! : Hide the chainsaw SkierJ
SHH!! I hid it in the Jimmy Hoffa room, under the floor boards!

Bonni will never think to look there!
post #8 of 8
Oh, you mean the BIG knife, Jeff?
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