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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"**St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,**I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
"Then, I yelled, 'Now, back off, or you'll answer to me!' ""
St. Peter really was so impressed*that he*asked, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."