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I love working at Home Depot

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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day, a
construction crew came in and began building a house on the empty lot. The
family's 5-year-old daughter became interested in all the activity going on
next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually, the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while
they took coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and
there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, the men presented her with a pay envelope which contained $2.00. The little girl took this home to her mother, who said all the appropriate words of
admiration, and suggested that they take the money she received to the bank
to start a savings account.

When they talked to the bank teller, she was equally impressed and asked the
little girl how she had earned her very own pay check at such a young age.
The child proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the
house next door to us."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those *******s at Home Depot ever
deliver the ****in' sheet rock..."

post #2 of 2
Reminds me of a Hungarian guy I worked with who "polished" his English by hitching cross country with truckers.
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