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Bumper Stickers

post #1 of 5
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Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See:

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
....they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
....some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys.....just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them .

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!! ***

Welcome to America
....now speak English!
post #2 of 5
I've had these on my cars:

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
post #3 of 5
Two of my faves;

My kid kicked your honor student's a$$!

My son was inmate of the month @ XXXX correctional facility.

And here's one that I had on my severely dented and beat up '82 Toyota Tercel;

(Cartoonish caricatures of Bill and Hill, next to text) "Dual Airbags".

Can't tell you how many chuckles I saw in the rearview over that one.

Can't forget the ever popular;

Are you a hemmorrhoid? Then get off my ass!

And maybe my all time favorite;

Rehab is for quitters!!!
post #4 of 5
My corgi is smarter than your honor student

Squirrels: Natures's speed bumps.

Mal-Wart: Your scource for cheap plastic shit
post #5 of 5
Some I have seen:

Somewhere in Texas there is a ranch missing an ASS!


Any book worth banning is a book worth reading

God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go
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