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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first
of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one
of the men and he immediately clasped, his hands together at his crotch, fell
to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She
said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she said earnestly.

"Umph, ooh, nnoo, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a minute", he replied
breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands
together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to
help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and put her hands inside and began to massage him. She
then asked him, "How does that feel?

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."