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Republican and Democrat

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

(To those of you who haven't already figured out that thse are not my jokes, these are not my jokes. I've forgotten most of the jokes I used to know, most days I can't remember what I had for breakfast much less some stupid joke. The ones I can remember would be inappropriate for family viewing. If the author gives his or her name I will properly note it.
Have a nice day!
post #2 of 4
I thought that the part about the Republican offering a job and money was hilarious.
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Bill A.
Keep coming up with the jokes. I have a very sick relative who takes a great deal of pleasure out of being emailed jokes (some of which come from this website). He's never asked me where I get them, and I doubt even Dave Berry would mind not being credited for the ones he's directly or indirectly responsible for.
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Originally Posted by Springhill Crazie
I thought that the part about the Republican offering a job and money was hilarious.
Good one! I was rolling on the floor when I read that part too.
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