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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected a
quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange
juice, a head of
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of
cashier. He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued by the
derelict's intuition,
looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing
about her selections she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely
correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."