More euro imports than micros, but usually something cheap or whiskey at a bar. Summer is for drinking beer from a can.
No tats, tried once, but was too drunk and they wouldn't do it.
I'M NOT 33!!!!! (yet 8/11)
The new england accent is only when i want, never really had one, just pull it out for fun.
The long hair went when i started working for the bird, need a cut, but usually a crew cut.
Won't be wearing the tele boots, steel toed loggers probably.
But the easiest way to tell, due to a water skiing wreck yesterday, is i may be the guy moshing on crutches!
Free your heels, poke your eyes out!