Can I join in, too?
1. I prefer mine blonde
, although I'm not fussy, provided they have a pulse.
Actually, if they're still warm that'll do for me at the minute.
2. Anything over 4.1% for light beers.
3. Must be intelligent enough to hold a conversation with me about things other than: skiing, why foreigners are wrong. Must have a sense of humour, and a life.
4. Skis ready to go, please. I'd like AXPs in 181cm if possible, and 125cm poles.
5. No, I won't start any threads about photos, cause “a large number of this site's members DO NOT participate in … the majority of Zorro's threads”