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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.

A very* attractive blonde woman arrives and bets twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She then says; "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she strips from her neck down, rolls the dice and yells, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she exclaims..."YES! YES! I WON!". She jumps up and down and huggs each of the dealers. She then picks up all the money and clothes and quickly departs.

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks; "What did she roll?" The other answers; "I don't know, I* thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
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Probably related to this guy!
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