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Guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good looking! How's it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody,
anytime, anywhere; your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me.**I've been doing it ever since I got out of college.I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"