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A priest and a rabbi from the local houses of worship are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground which reads "The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped past.
From the curve ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The rabbi turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"