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Robin for president

post #1 of 6
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If he ran he'd have my vote!!
This was forwarded to me, thought some of you might enjoy reading it. FASTMAN


This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
post #2 of 6
This piece of garbage was not written by Robin Williams and is another example of the Internet being used to spread falsehoods. For those that don't remember the 1970s, Saudi Arabia has already proven it can go a lot longer without our dollars than we can go without their oil. As for being self-sufficient, don't believe any of that crap. We have only 2% of the world's oil reserve and we consume 25% of the oil produced. Even if we tapped every resource we have we would still fall grossly short of our needs.
post #3 of 6
"I will not seek and will not accept my party's nomination for president of the united states"

Can't, eh?! Wrong citizenship!
post #4 of 6
do you drive an SUV or any other gas gussling pile of crap? If you do you are one of the reasons that we consume so much of the worlds oil resources and one of the reasons that the oil companies have so much power. There are alternative sources of fuel that can be used in this very country that can be developed, but most Americans are either too stupid or too lazy to tell the oil companies to take their business somewhere else. If every American bought a invested $300 in a bicycle and used it for a year instead of their car they would save enough money to pay about six months of morgage payments on the average house, and al of America would be in tremendous physical condition compaired to what we are now. Personally i don't care who wrote this, but if Americans would become as hard nosed as this person is towards people in this country looking for a free ride, or looking to screw people out of a lot money it would greatly improve the common mans life. This man has a lot to say in the correct direction. He's looking through a pair of eyes that are tired of being forced to help other people and getting no help in return, tired of seeing our brothers sisters and best friends away from their families for a bunch of people who couldn't give a s*** whether they live or die. He's tired of seeing corporate jerk-offs getting rich because of the stupidity of the masses. I think he's got a point.
post #5 of 6
dahskibum -

I drive a 2003 Toyota Corolla that gets 30+ mpg in town and 40 mpg driving to the ski areas. I do ride my bike to work when weather & schedule cooperate. I lived through the gas lines in the '70s and they still influences my vehicle purchasing decisions.

My point is our country is far from self-sufficient energy wise but the public is being misled about the reasons why. Alternate fuels like corn alcohol and methane from waste disposal will only go so far. Drilling in our few remaining wildernesses will go even less. If we tapped all our oil reserves and used alternates to provide 10% of our fuel then we'll still need to import 80% of our fuel. The only real solution is more efficient cars and mass transit. Unfortunately, there is a lot of spin out (like the phony Robin Williams document) that makes it sound like the solution is simple and we don't have to give up our big rigs or ride a bus.
post #6 of 6
snopes is a good place to check these things.

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