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with a bottle of wine and hits from the dime, it’s come the time to share my little ski rhyme

post #1 of 6
Thread Starter 

summer is here and winter is over

 

gone is the luck of our four leaf clover

 

in the dark of night a change of season

 

gone with the wind with or without reason

 

the snow has melted and the grass is growing

 

it's back to work trimming and mowing.

 

put away your skis, goggles and gear

 

for soon you will wear them in the following year

 

time for the frisbee and a hike in the trees

 

and to give a rest to our poor aching knees

 

wearing our sandals and tees and shorts

 

with the permission of current weather reports

 

go for a swim, tan in the sun

 

with the mighty heat too soon to have come

 

frustrated by the lack of epic posts

 

it is time to put away the claims and boasts


golfing and biking and tennis galore

 

while deep inside you are nothing but a true ski whore

post #2 of 6

There once was a skier named Phil,

Who loved to slide down the hill.

He dreamed of pow days

While sailing through bays,

But summer remained a bitter pill.

post #3 of 6
Thread Starter 

But what about Steve

born the same eve

 

Always in Phil’s shade

only second place made

 

Still he radios ahead to number one

to let him know of the run to come

 

Whether he wins and beats his brother

He knows he came from the same god damn mother

 


Edited by Rich666 - 7/16/16 at 4:31pm
post #4 of 6

Yo Rich, summer's a bitch;
but Posaune ain't no clown

and he's got his own niche

post #5 of 6
Thread Starter 

Then there was Stenmark

Always blazing the trail

A bloodthirsty gate shark

The competition, a snail

 

From his snappy kick start

To his acceleration of speed

A line chosen by the king of smart

Yet another course built for the Swede.

 

Post a good time before he goes

He’ll rip it to show your lack of prep

Watch the clock tick with your timing woes

Get knocked down the podium step by step

 

Once again you'd thought it was a day you'd slay

And in his shadow you did OK

Yet again he smoked it and made you pay

Perhaps your turn on another day.

post #6 of 6

summertime sucks

waterskiing's for schmucks

we go fishing

all the while wishing

that the winds would blow

and it would start to snow

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