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by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. (I personaly I don't know about that one)

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.

In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
put your pansy rear through 4 or 5 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.

I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the
problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your rear over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.(questionable)

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the
world for the next four years.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

We need our country back!
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This is a bogus tirade credited to George Carlin.
post #3 of 10
sounds more like Dennis Miller befor he sobered up and went republican
post #4 of 10
Some of those statements make Mr Carlin look like an IGNORANT American, which is worse than a bad American.

Those who know me know that I am very pro-American. As long as there is common sense involved.
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post #6 of 10
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WoW I just posted this as a joke. Its one of the internet things you get in email. A good friend of mine sent it to me, I thought I would post it here, forgetting how political some people are here..

Sorry if I made anyone mad.
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Don't apologize for finding something entertaining and wanting to share it. I agree with a lot of that stuff.

Fook the Politically Correct. The world is homogenized ENUFF already!
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Hi Sno,

I liked the post and think you had every right to post it. This dumb Coonass agreed with most of it and could care less if it is 'politically correct'. The Constitution printed in my dictionary indicates there isn't a place in our republic for 'political correctness'(its all about free speech). ...But then, AC and dchan do have the right to disagree with that on their forum. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Bonnie and feal,

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Glad to see George still has it.
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