A guy I used to work with had a bit to much to drink one night ( a common occurrence with " Tom " )when he staggered out of the pub to go home , he couldn't find his car . So he goes back inside and asks the bar made if he can use the phone to report his car stolen to the police . Meanwhile the barmaid walks outside to double check and sees his car in the lot . She tells Tom she found his car and he happily jumps in and heads for home . The cops ,responding to his call and having the description of the "stolen" vehicle pull him over . He is busted for his 3rd DWI . Tom is the only guy I know that has called the cops on himself .
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11/23/03 at 5:53pm