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Little Johnny

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Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with
some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by
this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring,
and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
father?" "No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Boston Red Sox but I was too
embarrassed to say so."
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That's friggin hilarious!
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