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A dedicated teamster union worker was attending a convention in LasVegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothel nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

Offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madam responded, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house."

The man asked, "and if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $20.00 and the girls get $80."

"That's more like it!!!" the UAW man said. He handed the madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madam, then gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
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Hey Skidmo, was the union man Teamster or United Auto Worker? I would have thought the Teamsters pension fund owns the brothel. [img]graemlins/evilgrin.gif[/img] While seniority rules it may not make you droll.
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Correction: (From a retired UPS Teamster)

If the Teamsters owned the brothel, the pension fund would be the only one getting screwed!
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Yunz guys get paid too much for sitting on yer butts and playing chicken with the motoring public anyways. You should have been a steelworker. We don't call 'em still workers for nothing. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ya got a problem with that? Well I'll just shut down this job for safety, file a greivance and go on workers comp 'cause yer killin' me.
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