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post #1 of 6
Thread Starter 
The Age Test

Just fill in the blanks. Answers are at the end.

1. Name the Beatles.
_________________
_________________
_________________
_________________

2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ____ ____ !"

3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____
_____.

4. What do M&M's do? ____ ____ ____ ____, ____ ____
____ ____

5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _____
_____.

6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as
_____ _____.

7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____
____ ____ ____
________.

8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we
know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, ______G._______.

9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____ _____ _____!

10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____."

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____
_____.

12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I
wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; ____ ______
_____ _____
_________?"

13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one:
"War...uh-huh,huh...yea; what is it good for? , ____ _____."

14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle
for truth, justice, and _____
____ _____.

15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best
quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a
television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____
______.

16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the
finish, ____ ____ ____ ___ ____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."

17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin
Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by
______ ______.

18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well
who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a
pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the
camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this
experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have
here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ___."
19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a Race for
governor while announcing his retirement from politics." Just think, you won't
have ____ ____ to kick around anymore."

20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot,
six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And
everybody knew you didn't give no lip, ____ ____,____ ____ ____."

21. "I found my thrill, ____ ____ ____."

22. ____ ____ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ____ ____ ____."

23. "Good night, David." "____ ____,____."

24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ ____."

25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. ____! ____
____ ____ ____."

26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy,
and ____ ____ ____."

ANSWERS:

1. John, Paul, George, Ringo

2. Oh, my

3. It's Howdy Doody Time!

4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

5. Wonder Bread

6. Cassius Clay

7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

8. Maynard G. Krebbs

9. Why? Because we like you.

10. A little dab'll do ya.

11. over 30

12. who wrote the book of love

13. Absolutely nothin'

14. the American way

15. Joe Namath

16. "cause I eats me spinach"

17. Mary Martin

18. is a failure to communicate

19. Richard Nixon

20. Big John, Big Bad John

21. On Blueberry Hill

22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.

23. Good night, Chet.

24. pants on fire

25. Smile you're on Candid Camera

26. he is us

SCORING:

24-26 correct - You're probably 50+ years old

20-23 correct - Most likely in your 40's

15-19 correct - Are we in our 30's?

10-14 correct - Must be in your 20's!!

1- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?
post #2 of 6
Missed Lions, Tigers and Bears. Spoiled my perfect score

How about :
Black denim trousers and motorcycle boots. That fool __ __ _______ __ _________ ___ .
post #3 of 6
Thread Starter 
Slatz,

It may not be a perfect scoring system. I missed 5 of them and I am 50. ..Maybe the scoring should have read:

20 - 23 Correct = Most likely in your 40's(or 50's with a bad memory!)

What was the blue denim trousers and motorcycle boots answer?
post #4 of 6
Well having scored 5 I should probably reconsider driving my car, riding a motorbike, working in an office, travelling unaccompanied by an adult, drinking ... then again not being an American is a distinct disadvantage as even with the answers I'm not going to do much better.
post #5 of 6
He wore black denim trousers and motorcycle boots and a black leather jacket with an eagle on the back.
He had a hopped up cycle that took off like a gun.
That fool was the terror of highway 101.
The Terror of Highway 101 was the title I think. it topped the charts in 54 or 55 as I remember.
The last line was: He hit a screaming diesel, it was Califonia bound and when they cleared the wreckage all they found was,
Black denim trousers and motorcycle boots and a black leather jacket with an eagle on the back.

These threads are a hoot.
Thanks again.
post #6 of 6
I missed 22 and 23, though I remembered when I read them. I turned 49 this year.
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