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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman
at the teller window "I want to open a damn checking account,"

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I
must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
Damnit! I said I want to open a damn checking
account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees
that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both

return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what
seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn
checking account in this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"