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Texas Baby

post #1 of 3
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> >A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call* on his cell
> >phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a* round of
> >for
> >everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has* just produced
> >baby
> >boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby* can weigh
> >at
> >25
> >pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average* down home,
> >Like
> >I said, "My boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
> >
> >Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
> >"WOW!"
> >were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.

> >
> >Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says,* "Say,
> >you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25* pounds at
> >birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how* big he'd be
> >two
> >weeks. We were gonna call you.
So... How much does he weigh* now?"
> >
> >The proud father answers, "17 pounds." The bartender is* puzzled, and
> >concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he* was born!
> >
> >The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone* Star beer,
> >wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender* and
> >says, "Had him circumcised."

post #2 of 3
You wouldn't happen to have been hanging around a bunch of people from Louisiana recently, now would you?
post #3 of 3
Thread Starter 
Well ,, er ,,, er ,,,,Yes!!!! That actually came from a fellow Louisiana transplant. [img]redface.gif[/img]
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