Three guys are talking to each other on a train. 'Ah, modern technology, says the first one. When in Italy, I saw a meat products factory where the cattle would enter at 7 am and by 5pm out would come tins of beef, frozen kebabs and so on - all automatic and supervised by a single person at the controls.' 'That's good, but nothing compared to what I saw in Japan, says the other. There, they have a chip factory where a ship laden with sand is unloaded at 8am and by 4pm they ship out microprocessors, SDRAM, DDRAM, etc.' 'Bah, says the third, I went to this city in Romania where they started pouring the cement for the foundations of a beer and spirits factory at 10 am and by 12 all workers on the construction team were already drunk'.
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6/19/03 at 3:57am