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I was talking to an old friend of mine the other day. He's in his mid 80s, not sure of his exact age. We were chatting away, and I asked him what it felt like to be old, and he replied with a smile "I feel like a newborn baby, now".
"How come?" I asked
"Well," he said, "I've got no hair, no teeth, and I've just wet myself"