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# another little Tommy joke

A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Not bad, how bout this one;

Little Tommy is sitting in class during the math lesson when the teacher puts forth the following problem;

There are 3 birds sitting on a wire when a hunter shoots one off. How many birds are left?

Little T waves his hands wildly, "I know, I know"! "There are none teacher, the hunters gunshot scared them all off"!

"Hmmm, well Tommy, the answer I was really looking for was two, as in 3 minus 1 equals 2, but I like the way you're thinking"!

Little Tommy stewed about this for a little while, then raised his hand again. "Teacher, I have a word problem for YOU".

"Um, ok Tommy", she replied.

"Three ladies are sitting on a bench in the park. The first is eating a sandwich, the second is drinking a can of Coke, and the third is eating a large banana. Which one of these ladies would you guess is the single one"?

Flustered, the teacher stammered, "Tommy, that's inappropriate, and I'm going to contact your pare..."

Tommy interrupted,"It's the one with no wedding ring on teacher, but I like the way you're thinking"!

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