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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for three* years, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my*friends encouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a dream!

There was only* one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a smart,* confident career woman, but most of all she was unbelievably sexy. She often* openly flirted with me, which piqued my curiosity and made me quite* uncomfortable at the same time. One day she called me and asked me to* come over to review the wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she* was alone. As we looked at the invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you* will be married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no* longer ignore.
Before you commit your life to my daughter, please make love to* me just once".

I was in total shock .... what could I say? As I sat* there dumbfounded she said: "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my* yearnings, just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her magnificent* form as she wisped up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to* do, and then turned around and went to the front door. Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Amazingly, her husband was standing outside.* With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You have passed* our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.* Welcome to the family."

I will never forget the day I earned the trust* of my in-laws, nor the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my* wife's childhood home............. always, always, always, keep your condoms in* your car.