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got caught sorta

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Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean, as is the rest of the house. Taking the aspirins he notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." In the kitchen is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3:00 a.m., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'"

[ May 13, 2003, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: Ryel ]
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Love it!

Now, if I can only remember it, next time I'm three sheets to the wind.....
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I'm saving this one. [img]graemlins/evilgrin.gif[/img]
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