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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

post #1 of 11
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Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.

The Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can
expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF.
post #2 of 11
Ha ha woof woof!


Quit laughing and tell daddy to fix the light :

post #3 of 11
Nice greyhound,LM, is she a rescue?

Im not sure about the lights, but I wish I could figure out how these things work:



Oh for cryin' out loud!! Ill Fix the Light!!!!:

post #4 of 11
Thread Starter 


This is my only beast, Snort. Notice how arrogant she looks. I'm changing the bulb, your dinner's ready, and the massage is coming forthwith.......
post #5 of 11
Wow, its a cuteness convention, even the Iguana!
re: Giselle, yes she is a rescue!
post #6 of 11
awww, come on, ESPECIALLY the iguana!! just because one tried to pick you up when you were on vaca doesn't mean their all BAD!!!

That is JAKE by the way, however, Im beginning to think (still a juvenille) that Jake just might be a Jackie..... :

Really nice cat Bonni...oh, and what a beautiful scene out the window!! SNOW!!!!!!!
post #7 of 11
No, I really mean it! Yours is actually beautiful. The ones in Aruba are kind of creepy. Maybe its the way they sort of sneak up on you and slither against your leg....ughhhhh
post #8 of 11
hehe,thanks, jake thanks you too. he is more apt to run away from anyone than slither up to you! he likes to run and climb (why he is on the lamp) and loves to eat the cat food. Kirby (the Atomic Cat) just sits there looking VERY annoyed because jake whips him with his tail, and it really hurts! hes drawn blood with it. ill admit, iguanas are not the cuddliest of pets...

I would like to someday get a rescued greyhound, I have a friend who has one and they are just the nicest dogs. They are so mellow, but fun...no barking and very polite...and regal.
post #9 of 11
Not to hijack this {can you hijack a humor topic?} but if you have a cat, you maya want to check out Greyhound Adoption service in Salisbury Ma. They do the best cat testing. Take a look:
http://www.greycanine.com/greytfiles/Cattesting.htm

Giselle actually "rescued" an abandoned kitten who was left in a shopping bag by our doorstep. Blackcomb now thinks she's his mom.
post #10 of 11
wow. I never even thought of that! but I suppose, they have been trained to chase a small, furry animal the size of a cat around and around the track, I guess this could really be an issue!

I dog-sat my friends greyhound, and never even though of this. Abbie, the dog, was really playful and tried to get the cat to play with her. The cat, being the jerk that he is, wanted nothing to do with her, and was HIGHLY offended that I brought another creature into HIS house.

so, it will be a while before I bring home a dog, ill first have to get my cat to agree with it, and i am in the process of looking for a house with a yard...but i will keep this adoption agency in mind, thanks.

Dont think you can hijack a humor thread? if so, sorry Bonni! but the cute joke struck a cord with pet owners!
post #11 of 11
Thread Starter 
It's not highjacked! It's just taken a great direction!

While I've never owned an iguana, I have had rats. They are excellent pets. My daughters last one, Chelsea, had a passion for frozen peas and Cheerios.

In July when my daughter visits, we're going to the shelter to pick out another cat. Snort is too lonely since Iggy died. Perhaps I'll post a picture and have a naming contest...
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