New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

From my sister...

post #1 of 2
Thread Starter 
A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts very loudly.

Very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not show up right now.

As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day madam. How may I help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely rug?"

He answers "Madam, if you farted just touching the rug, you are very likely to shit when you hear the price"
post #2 of 2
Very classy !!

Speaking properly doesn't take a hell of effort , and gives a shitload of advantages. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Humour and Fun Stuff