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>An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were standing in a field
> >looking at a prize cow. The Englishman says, "Look at that fine
> English
> >cow."
> >
> >"No, I think that's an Irish cow," said the Irishman.
> >
> >The Scotsman shook his head. "You are both wrong. Obviously it is a
> >Scottish cow -- see it's got bagpipes underneath."
> >