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A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.
While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The
driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?"

The biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"

"No I haven't," replies the man in the car.

The Biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While
passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the
car opens the window, "Yes?"

"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" the biker asks.

"No I haven't," this driver replies.

Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too
late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops
and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood
and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda

"Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."

The biker says, "Tell me, where the heck are the

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Thanks Feal. I have sent this to my father. Years ago my sisters then boyfriend had gotten a new motorcycle and brought it by to show off. My dad wanting to show off as well borrowed it for a ride. BF tried to offer a few tips but Dad was not going to listen to some kid. I know how to ride the damn thing he said and off he went. Came back up the drive through the garage and out the back wall. Looked like Wiley Coyote. We still give him hell about it!
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My Dad sent me this reply:

Thanks Kima; still remember the feeling when I realised did not know where the $%&*# brakes were on poor Steve's bike were.
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Feal, Kima, tooo funny
It remembers me of my first motorbike. I used to paint little arrows on the tank, to count how many falls I was taking....
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