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Texas Surgeons - from sis.

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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's arse and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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Just wanted to say that I may be a bit quieter over the next day or two. My sister, who provides me with many of the jokes I post, is flying over to stay with me for the weekend. I do not plan to be sober or in a fit state to post while she's staying, as we have a lot to talk about over a few beers.

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