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Nantucket Limerick?

post #1 of 4
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Everyone seems to know the first line ....

But who has the brass to finish it? [img]graemlins/evilgrin.gif[/img]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who had one ..... [img]redface.gif[/img]
post #2 of 4
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose **** was so long he could **** it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a **** I would **** it".

post #3 of 4
And there I was thinking that my version would have less stars...

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who went to Thailand with a bucket
For his holiday
He went to Phuket
But then mis-pronounced it, and that's why he's not in Thailand any more.

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