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No Prisoners Taken Limerick War

post #1 of 16
Thread Starter 
I know it's difficult to beat an irishman at this but I will do my best .
Of course everybody else is invited.

A vatican priest said O DIO
A gondolier O SOLE MIO
But nobody could
And nobody should
Be as dumb as a leprechauns CEO
post #2 of 16

That's the first Limerick I've seen published about me.

post #3 of 16
Thread Starter 
I'm leaving Buenos Aires for a couple of weeks so , let's declare a truce till mid january , have a good holiday!!!!

Para un esquiador no hay nada mejor que otro esquiador!!!!
post #4 of 16

You want a truce?
You can't handle a truce!
(from the non-famous movie "A Few Good Skiers")

post #5 of 16
An Argentine man, Extreme Vet,
Posted limericks I'll never forget
While some thought it terse
For his humourous verse
To slag of one he's never met yet
post #6 of 16
My apologies to the French and Germans here, but here goes:

There was a young man from Verdun
Who fought in World War One
With his brains blown out
He wandered about
And scared German soldiers for fun

(And so ended my 10th grade history report I had to give on the Battle of Verdun...)
post #7 of 16
A senator from Ole Miss named Lott,
On race he spewed rubbish and rot,
This son of the South,
Put foot in his mouth,
And heard, "You? Our leader? I think--not."

Make a Christmas donation to EpicSki and you can go to the Supporters Area and read the entire "Trent Lott" thread.
post #8 of 16
There once was a girl from Woods Hole
Whose humor was very droll.
To a masquerade ball
she wore nothing at all,
and backed in
As a Parkerhouse Roll
post #9 of 16
There once was a man from Madras
Whose ******** were made of brass.
When they banged together
They played "Stormy Weather"'
and lightening shot out of his ***
post #10 of 16
A king whose name was Hitt Noah
When hunting encountered a boa.
First the snake faced him,
And then it embraced him,
Oh, Hitt ain't gonna reign no mo-ah.
post #11 of 16
A flea and a fly in a flue
Got together, said "What shall we do?"
Said the flea "Let us fly".
Said the fly "Let us flee".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
post #12 of 16
epicski version

scroll to bottotm to get the whole limerick!
post #13 of 16
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
They'd been worn all week and needed the air.
post #14 of 16
Thread Starter 
Just one more before start smearing my body with

If I had all the money in fort Knox
Said once an irish named FOX
even more than today
I'll be spending away
most of my time in DETOX
post #15 of 16
Thread Starter 
Once more in spanish

A el lo llamaban el ZORRO
Y siempre esquiaba con gorro
Y cuando curtia
tambien lo cubria
pues siempre lo hacia con forro

(wire price of glass of beer for translation)
post #16 of 16
She offered her honor,
I honored her offer,
and all night long
it was honor and offer,
honor and offer
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