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Dog for Sale

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This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking
Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells
him the dog is in the back yard.

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt
sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep, that's me," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The old hound looks up and says, "Well, I discovered
my gift pretty young and I wanted to help the
government, so I told the CIA about my talent, and in
no time they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because
no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was
one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
I couldn't tell you how many wars I helped prevent.

"But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to
settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there ... and was
awarded a batch of medals.

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just

The guy is amazed. He goes into the house and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten bucks and he's yours," the owner says.

"But this dog is amazing!" the guy exclaims. "Why on
earth are you selling him and why so cheap?"

"He's such a liar," the owner says. "He didn't do any
of that shit."
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See below........

[ December 13, 2002, 01:39 PM: Message edited by: artimus ]
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That was just way to funny!!
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Dang. We should have had an award for BEST JOKE!

(Fox. You sure screwed up! Your sister would have been in the running for sure.)

I would nominate this as Best Joke, Kima.
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Thread Starter 
Glad you got a giggle. That is my dads favorite joke. I have heard it many, many, many times
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