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What Religion is your Bra

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What Religion Is Your Bra?

Let me illuminate.
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded,
"It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type
supports the masses.

The Salvation Army
type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright,

and the Baptist makes
mountains out of mole hills."
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Then there's the Agnostic Bra.

It may or may not exist.
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