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An elderly man in Phoenix called his son in New York and said, " I hate to ruin your day, But I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop" screamed his son in utter disbelief. "What are you talking about?"
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," replied the father. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this. Call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hung up the phone.
Frantic, the son called his sister who exploded on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting Divorced" she shouted. "I'll take care of this."
She called Phoenix immediately and yelled at her dad:"Don't do single thing until I get There. My brother and I are flying out tomorrow. Don't do anything drastic!!" So, the old guy hangs up the phone and turned to his wife.

"Okay, honey", he said. They're both coming for Thanksgiving and they are paying for their own tickets!"