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True Friends

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When you are sad...

I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue...

I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile...

I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared...

I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused...

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick...

stay away from me until you're well again; I don't have time for your cooties. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall...

I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend!

P.S. Send this poem to at least ten of your closest friends, or else you will have bad luck, and go to hell, and get depressed, because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

P.P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

P.P.S. A friend will bail you out of jail. But a true friend will be sitting there right next to you saying, "Dude, that was freakin' awesome!"
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Great, Kima

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Excellent, especially P.S.S. II!

Thanks, Kima!

[ November 07, 2002, 07:46 AM: Message edited by: BadRat ]
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[ November 07, 2002, 07:46 AM: Message edited by: BadRat ]
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