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The Writing on the Wall

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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.-------Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"-------Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.-----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -------Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less.------Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's

You're too good for him.----Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics

No wonder you always go home alone.-----Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.-------Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take adump here. Your arsehole is in Washington.-------Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

Beauty is only a light switch away.-------Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.-------Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.-------Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your
hands.-------Men's restroom, Lynagh's
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most people piss on the floor, be a hero, shit on the ceiling.
mens room- big daddys drive in, Auburn WA (btw, someone spent A LOT of time on that one, painted it nice and pretty on the inside of the door)
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Okay WAIT, WAIT just a minute!!! I was just at Starboards at Dewey Beach Delaware for the east coast Greyhound Gathering {as in WOOOF WOOF, not as in Leave the Driving to Us} and I did'nt see that on the restroom wall, although given that the strength of one of those Bloody Mary's was probaly close to that of the 2 Cosmos I downed tonight, who knows which restroom I walked into???

And how the heck does anyone else know about Dewey Beach Delaware?????
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Dewey Beach???????????
My Summer place is right down the road in Bethany Beach.
Lisamarie, my wife and I were driving to the Home Depot in Rehobeth that week end.You guys had a real soaker of a weekend.Last year as I recall was sunny.What's with the doggie rain suits? i'm not talking coats here but full fledged suits with pants and matching jackets and hats!!!!!!!!

check out click on some of the house links to explore the craziness that is Dewey in the summer.

[ October 23, 2002, 05:13 AM: Message edited by: mrw ]
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Cute, eh? Our poor doggies don't have enough body fat to keep them warm! That's why the raincoats. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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sign in adult community men's room - "We aim to please, you aim too, please."
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