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The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican to visit the Pope. Dopey approaches the Pontiff and says, “Your Holiness, I have an important question I would like to ask you”
“Go on, my son,” said the Pope
Dopey asked, “Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”
“No, my son, there aren’t,” replied the Pope
A couple of the dwarfs behind Dopey started to snigger
“Permit me another question, your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?”
“These are strange questions, my son, but given the distance you have travelled, I will answer, no there are no dwarf nuns in Europe”
All six of the other dwarfs start sniggering.
“Your friends are very rude, Dopey, but do you have any more questions,” said the Pope.
“Just one more,” Dopey replied. By now he was starting to look a bit worried. “Are there any dwarf nuns in the world?”
The Pope was getting exasperated by this line of questioning, but replied “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in the whole world.”
At this point, the other dwarfs could contain there mirth, and started laughing out loud and saying “Dopey shagged a penguin, Dopey shagged a penguin”